girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like vagina
such a nice message
(Source: patbby, via mydrunkkitchen)
My name is Luigi D’Alessio, but everybody calls me Gigi.
ahahahahahahaha
sento che meriterei delle botte per avere rebloggato una cosa del genere ma non riuscivo a resistere
(via cherraymonddufayel)
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via nopelanding)
Have more than you show, speak less than you know.
Oh, this is the end of everything that I’ve known
No way of knowing if I’ll ever be home
I don’t ever wanna be alone, alone
Oh, and if I try to make it out of this town
No way of knowing if I’ll ever be found
I don’t ever wanna be alone, alone
(via uppereastside)
una cascata di capelli.
non siate troppo spietati, ho anche evitato di mettere la mia faccia.
che faccio? li tengo?
che fare? dalli a me
Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
(via dancingtomyfavouritetune)
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
(via hothotbobby)
Fashionably Late → Falling In Reverse
Without a doubt
Sorry about
Making out with your friends
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
L’ammmore per Tumblr by night.
This may be the best tumblr post ever.
Su ‘sistine and pregnant’ ho seriamente rischiato di perdere il lavoro
i night bloggers sono seriamente la parte migliore di tutto tumblr
(via traeumerin)